This is Gill Swagchez. Mr Swagchez is a strange and mysterious mer-creature who loves to party. He’s been body-shamed and barred from the Black Lagoon Pool Party for inappropriately tight speedos and casual attitude for sliming anywhere and everywhere. Mr Swagchez has been residing in the sewers and drainage system of the local public pool since the day disco died (July 12th 1979) There he resides among the soggy bandages and damp mould, luring people into the drains with siren disco grooves. Those who have stumbled across this mythical, albeit wildly inappropriate creature have said that “he’s one fishy bastard.”